deepthroatmom:

this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life

Last thought I remember thinking was just that it’s so unfair. Like being benched before I’d even got to play the game. What was your last thought?

- I don’t know. I just remember feeling… Relief.

» I can’t with this sign because

saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

slutty-ukes:

why do I still read youtube comments like have I not learned anything

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me: *buys merch intended for males because all the female merch is ugly as hell*
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dlubes:

megablaziken:

love this outfit

who is she

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mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr  Responses photoset

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naification:

One of the best scenes on P&R.

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wolfen-lotus:

meh-ugh-bleh:

Showing your parents your report card like

Existing like

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